I've been dancing in fairly low-class bars since I was eighteen, and I must admit, it's taught me a lot.
I'm also a very bitter and intelligent person. To be fair, I don't hate men; I can't hate them, they pay most of my bills. Most of the people that really irritate me have a vagina all of their own. It's just that most of the men I meet are mouthbreathers who are barely two steps away from collecting state disability checks.
But the ones that I do meet who actually qualify as worthy genetic material are the reasons I keep going back. That, and the money.
I am the proud and loving caretaker of six cats, two wonderful puppies of vastly different sizes, and a breeding pair African Pygmy Hedgehogs (which are the cutest little critters). The world hasn't been very understanding about us all staying together, but time combined with large amounts of cash paves the way for almost anything.